Author Archives: matt

Edinburgh, Scotland

A toast I learned from a guy in a kilt over a plate of Wee Haggis with a shot of Deanston Scotch in my hand at a pub called Dirty Dick's: "Here's tae usAnd wah's like usThere's gie fewAnd they're … Continue reading

Stratford-Upon-Avon, England

Performing on stage at the Royal Shakespeare Theater. I aint doing Macbeth, though.

London, England

My second-favorite novelist, after the great Anusleak Fartwhistle.

The lochs are backed up

The boats are about to riot. I hope none of them have cannons aboard. View post on Google+

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The title of this magazine is its own punchline.

The title of this magazine is its own punchline. View post on Google+

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I can't wait to dig into the new issue of AT&T magazine, right after I finish…

I can't wait to dig into the new issue of AT&T magazine, right after I finish organizing my toenail clipping jars and burning myself with a curling iron to remember what it's like to feel something, anything. View post on … Continue reading

The plan is to have an all-robot team that can beat the humans in the 2050 World…

The plan is to have an all-robot team that can beat the humans in the 2050 World Cup. I tend to root for the underdogs, and after watching this video, I am on Team Robot all the way. Robots – … Continue reading

Okay, there's really only one joke here, it's only funny if you watch a lot…

Okay, there's really only one joke here, it's only funny if you watch a lot of historical documentaries, and there's lots of crap on television way more worthy of poking fun at, but it illustrates an excellent point about the … Continue reading

This is how they track the locations of jets on deck

It's a 2D6 roll for successful landing. View post on Google+

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Red 5, standing by! On my way out to the USS Abraham Lincoln to dance on the deck…

Red 5, standing by! On my way out to the USS Abraham Lincoln to dance on the deck with the flight crew. View post on Google+