Edinburgh, Scotland
A toast I learned from a guy in a kilt over a plate of Wee Haggis with a shot of Deanston Scotch in my hand at a pub called Dirty Dick's: "Here's tae usAnd wah's like usThere's gie fewAnd they're … Continue reading
A toast I learned from a guy in a kilt over a plate of Wee Haggis with a shot of Deanston Scotch in my hand at a pub called Dirty Dick's: "Here's tae usAnd wah's like usThere's gie fewAnd they're … Continue reading
Performing on stage at the Royal Shakespeare Theater. I aint doing Macbeth, though.
My second-favorite novelist, after the great Anusleak Fartwhistle.
The boats are about to riot. I hope none of them have cannons aboard. View post on Google+
The title of this magazine is its own punchline. View post on Google+
I can't wait to dig into the new issue of AT&T magazine, right after I finish organizing my toenail clipping jars and burning myself with a curling iron to remember what it's like to feel something, anything. View post on … Continue reading
The plan is to have an all-robot team that can beat the humans in the 2050 World Cup. I tend to root for the underdogs, and after watching this video, I am on Team Robot all the way. Robots – … Continue reading
Okay, there's really only one joke here, it's only funny if you watch a lot of historical documentaries, and there's lots of crap on television way more worthy of poking fun at, but it illustrates an excellent point about the … Continue reading
It's a 2D6 roll for successful landing. View post on Google+
Red 5, standing by! On my way out to the USS Abraham Lincoln to dance on the deck with the flight crew. View post on Google+