Author Archives: matt

Somewhere in Borneo, Malaysia Bugs the Size of Your Arm

I’m in the jungles of deepest Borneo. How about that, huh? Life goal accomplished. I lack only a pith helmet, monocle, and pointy mustache. ‘Deepest’ is kind of inaccurate, I suppose. It’s the northeastern region, called Sabah. I’m in a … Continue reading

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Tallest Building My Ass

It’s 4:30am as I’m starting this. I’ve been sitting in this small, windowless room for nine hours. At some point during that time, if my brain worked properly, it would have told me to go to sleep. If my brain … Continue reading

Pulau Tioman, Malaysia I'm Going to be Someone's Dad

I made it to Tioman by the skin of my teeth. It was one long string of screw-ups that left me in silent awe at the notion that I’ve gotten as far as I have on this trip. It started … Continue reading

Singapore The Policeman Inside

I’m in a hotel in Singapore waiting for my Vietnamese visa to come through. I paid $75 US to get it by Friday, so I’ve got a couple more days to kick around here. I had some trouble when I … Continue reading

Brisbane, Australia Fending Off Wild Dingoes

I just stepped off an express commuter train heading out from the city center and found an old-fashioned steam locomotive zipping through the station on the opposite track. It had a chimney up front with smoke pouring out, wooden passenger … Continue reading

Brisbane, Australia Is it Worse to Eat Spam or Dog?

Here’s a funny joke: A guy walks into an elevator with six other people. He sneezes. By the time the doors open up, three of them are dead and the rest have an unpleasant couple weeks to look forward to. … Continue reading

Pohnpei, Micronesia Bellyaching About the War

This is my last night in Micronesia before I head back to Australia. Here’s a map of where I’ve been. Once again, the blue numbers indicate where I spent each night over the course of the three week trip. I’m … Continue reading

Chuuk, Micronesia Shinokoku and Yamagiri Maru

I’m kicking around waiting for my flight to Pohnpei. Got about 6 hours to kill. If I were less of a slacker, I’d be posting the last of my New Zealand entries right now, as well as covering Yap and … Continue reading

Chuuk, Micronesia Heian Maru

The second dive was great. Mackenzie took me down to the Heian Maru. It was a submarine tender ship that sank on February 17, 1944, the same day as all the others. It was about 60 ships in total. Bad … Continue reading

Chuuk, Micronesia Fujikawa Maru

Short one today. I’m killing time while I decompress before my second dive. I’m in Chuuk, the location of the largest aerial bombardment in military history on February 17th, 1944. US planes sunk a whole mess of ships out in … Continue reading