Author Archives: matt

Beirut, Lebanon

Watching the kickyball world series or whatever in Beirut last night. Was all fun and games until they started firing bullets into the sky.  

Erbil, Iraq

My last night in Iraq. Went to a nice amusement park and a crappy Persian restaurant. At some point, this happened.  

Erbil, Iraq Matt Makes a Friend

I put Syria on my itinerary because I assumed I had enough contacts to assemble a decent-sized crowd. When I actually stopped to check, I learned I only had three. I’d already purchased my flights by that point, so the … Continue reading

Damascus, Syria Where’s the TP and what’s this hose for?

Flew out from Dubai this morning with a perfect view of the unreal Palm islands. Stealing someone else's photo off the web…   Literally, they are unreal, if the term can include that which is entirely man-made. Looking down on … Continue reading

Seattle, Washington Visa Purgatory

Long overdue update on that job post thing: Ranee Stewart has joined the team as our production coordinator. She's been putting together the first big trip of the new video for the last month and she is absolutely knocking it … Continue reading

Seattle, Washington Wanted: Production Coordinator

I'm hiring a production coordinator type person to help me make the new dancing video. This one is going to be harder to make than the last one, and newly promoted Melissa can't throw in quite as much time these … Continue reading

Seattle, Washington How I spent my South African Vacation

Thanks to Melissa for the camerawork, keeping time, and providing giggles when appropriate. If this embed is spilling into the right margin, my apologies for the mess. My site layout has not caught up with the dimensions of the HD … Continue reading

Seattle, Washington A Sober Assessment of my Douchiness

Hello Matt! I am interested in obtaining a photograph of you for use in the second season of a series called Is She Really Going Out With Him? on MTV. To give you an idea of how the image will … Continue reading

Dubai, United Arab Emirates Is There Really a Market for This?

"Hi Matt, I represent a large adult video company and we would be interested in featuring you and your wife having sex in various locations around the world, similar to your current videos. Details are sketchy at the moment but … Continue reading

Seattle, Washington Open for Business

The book store is finally up and running on my site. Actually, it's been up for a week or so while I sorted some kinks out. I've filled a few orders, stocked up on shipping tape and envelopes, and it … Continue reading